Inanity Incorporated

Have you ever been sitting around and wonder where giving people the middle finger came from or if kidnapping is still a capital crime? Years ago, these were the kinds of questions you forgot about and got back to more important things. But not anymore! Bring me your tired cliches, your poor philosophies, your huddled idiotic questions yearning to breathe the air of sweet internet vindication... And I'll do my best.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Love lives on...as gaudy jewelry

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Wow. You know, the flame of my faith in humanity is a very fragile thing. When I hear Bush speak, I sort of cup my hands over it to keep i...
Tuesday, May 20, 2008

A new weapon in the War Against Whippersnappers

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Ah. What a nice week. Now back to the bi-weekly grind. By which, I mean, wasting time at work writing a blog. America is a beautiful count...
Thursday, May 8, 2008

S-S-Snakes on a P-P-Plane

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Well, folks. I've done Peanut Butter and Jelly. I've done Rihanna (I wish). I've done Tornados. What other threats to intern...
Tuesday, May 6, 2008

I am a blogger, ogger, ogger, ug, ug, ug

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Oh, R&B . You never disappoint. Mainly because I don't have high hopes for R&B. So it's hard to be disappointed. Maybe tha...
Thursday, May 1, 2008

Grapples! They're worthlesstupid!

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Friend + enemy = Frenemy - A friend who is also your enemy. Narcissism + surfing = Narcissurfing - An activity in which you benefit yourself...
Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Worship: Size DOES Matter

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Man. I am mega-tired. I would mega-like to take a mega-nap and mega- reduce-my-metabolic-rate-and-secrete-additional-growth-hormone . Wow....
Friday, April 25, 2008

A bold new sport

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So. How about those extended periods without a single post, eh? Did you, my invisible audience, miss me? I'm sure you did. Either way, ...
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